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snark hunters

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1.
Firefight 03:32
Firefight Stay below the windowsill at least tonight Neighbors having a barbecue and a firefight On the way home buy some milk make sure it's skim By the way please don't forget ammunition The time is right is right the weather's good A fire fight in the neighborhood A war of words is going on behind the scenes Nobody knows how long or what it means Backhanded compliments little white lies Sometimes you wish that they'd just let it fly The time is right is right the weather's good A fire fight in the neighborhood Your tree fell on my driveway Your driveway's in my yard I just slipped on a gumball This time it's gone too far First amendment exercise that's nothing new Second amendment people there're things they can do Probably wouldn't happen here chances are low We won't give into fear it's freedom you know The mood is right is right the weather's good For a fire fight in the neighborhood The mood is right is right the weather's good For a fire fight in the neighborhood
2.
(when) Newt (goes to the moon) When Newt goes to the moon we will go too When Newt goes to the moon we will go too We'll build him a special pod A warehouse full of scrod He can make his own fishsticks Once he is there There's part of us that says we're already there It's not just a ball of dust without any air It's all opportunity No bureaucracy We'll make our own fortune once we are there Here I am waiting at the drive thru Far away from the speaker phone I'm so sick of four dollar gas The food police on my ass Lets push the big button and make a new home When Newt goes to the moon he'll have special needs He'll need a lot of t.p. and something to read Our spaceship's made out of wood The engine runs pretty good We'll have a republican party once we are there Once we are there, once we are there Once we are there, once we are there Once we are there
3.
Pretty Good Idea That's a pretty good idea that you had The one about space The one about living underground The one about waiting Waiting for the story to be told How they lied And they tried to keep you down, obfuscating Cars that run on water that is easily obtained From clouds formed by devices that in drought will make it rain Ionizing upper atmospheric charges then Collect electrons to run the trains I wish that you had left us better notes Why didn't you phone you must have known they'd bring you down Get us a copy Copies of the plans and formulae On a computer Or other suitable format, even a floppy You should have known they'd confiscate the working prototype Pay the peer reviewers to dismiss it all as tripe Add some extra minus signs so no one could build it right And leave us fumbling for the light of that Pretty good idea Pretty good idea Pretty good idea that you had
4.
Meeting Downtown We are like dandelions about to go Flying off in all directions only now we know Did you read the newest news there's a breakthrough in store Not like the one from last year or the year before Running down the street chased by the inevitable No mortality, not for us it's optional now Running down the street chased by the inevitable No mortality, not for us we just have to go To a meeting downtown (sign your name), A meeting downtown (have a seat) A meeting downtown (learn the secret) Spread the word around He's a leading doctor but he doesn't toe the line He's in town this weekend don't you think it's worth your time Get your gluten free cave man ketogenic ass in gear Learn the toxic vegetable or you won't last a year Running down the street chased by the inevitable No mortality, not for us it's optional now Running down the street chased by the inevitable No mortality, not for us we just have to go To a meeting downtown (sign your name) A meeting downtown (have a seat) A meeting downtown (learn the secret) Spread the word around Just listen to the man learn more in the complete program There's no money better spent than on the secret supplements Running down the street chased by the inevitable No mortality, not for us it's optional now Running down the street chased by the inevitable No mortality, not for us we just have to go To a meeting downtown (sign your name) A meeting downtown (have a seat) A meeting downtown (learn the secret) Spread the word around Spread the word around
5.
Halfway There We're half way there, we're half way through Halfway to where we're halfway to We could drive all night, but what's the point In getting all out of joint When we get to where we're going Will it change the world somehow And will things be very different From the way they are right now I don't wanna stop and smell the roses That sounds silly too But I don't think I'll regret it If I spend some time with you Is this OK? It is with me Let's take a walk, I've got nothing to read I don't know why I like this show You know me well, you probably know When we get to where we're going Will it change the world somehow And will things be very different From the way they are right now I don't wanna stop and smell the roses That sounds silly too But I don't think I'll regret it If I spend some time with you I'm not saying we shouldn't try That is not my point at all But this heat is too much I always liked the locust trees The way the sun shines through the leaves Can that apply to us We use to rage but now it's calm Your mercy's like a soothing balm We're half way there, we're half way through Halfway to where we're halfway to When we get to where we're going Will it change the world somehow And will things be very different From the way they are right now I don't wanna stop and smell the roses That sounds silly too But I don't think I'll regret it If I spend some time with you We're half way there, we're half way through Halfway to where we're halfway to
6.
Monument 03:05
Monument Let's build a monument with all this crap A totem pole of rusted wire and scrap In this way we'll escape our mental trap Maybe these fragments of our dreams Are not as scattered as they seem Combine their energies to make a kind of beam One that will give us half a chance Out past the fires of circumstance To find some reason within our crazy rants From all those rambling words now scattered all around From all those parts and pieces lying on the ground Take them all staggered and leaning Right them with meaning and make them sound Over the fence across the sand Plastic bags and empty soda cans Where shoney's big boy statues dot the land They oversee our enterprise Growing before their plastic eyes And raise a tribute of sandwiches and fries Object by object end on end Each gap each weakness we must mend We'll have to step back to realize again Our monument will be a ladder to the sky Spirals and tentacles reaching ever high We pull and pull ourselves up rung by rung As we reach higher and higher and try Our monument will be a ladder to the sky Spiraling tentacles so pleasing to the eye We pull and pull ourselves up rung by rung As we reach higher and higher and high
7.
Winter Sky 03:21
Winter Sky Cold and windy getting dark we're walking round until You took a picture that's when everything was still and turning Purple orange deeper red before it goes to blue Branches of the tree outlining leftover light that's shining Nothing between 'em it's like nothing else I know Cold and brilliant when there's nowhere else to go Are you feeling better are you feeling blue We are good forgetters that's what gets us through Nothing here there's nothing there nothing in the cards The winter sky lit up with broken bits and shards and turning I tell a joke because I like to see you smile It doesn't work but it might take a little while or longer Nothing between the words there's nothing else I know Cold and brilliant when there's nowhere else to go Are you feeling better are you feeling blue We are good forgetters that's what gets us through That's what get us through I tell a joke because I like to see you smile It doesn't work but it might take a little while Are you feeling better are you feeling blue We are good forgetters that's what gets us through That's what get us through
8.
I Know I Know I'm gonna stop drinking from the milk jug Gonna use a glass I'm gonna stop my compulsive gambling Once I win my money back I'm gonna stop yelling at the neighbor kids Trampling on my lawn I'm gonna start buying more American Once I get a phone for my mom I know I know I know baby Just what you're going to say I'm gonna do all the right things If I can just get through today I'm gonna stop all escalating Once I get one last word in I'm gonna with the random hating Turn the other chin I guess i should go downtown shuffle papers Get myself some work As soon as I find a good position Commensurate with my worth I know I know I know baby Just what you're going to say I'm gonna do all the right things If I can just get through this one interminable day I don't wanna leave you I just want a good disguise You just want what's best for me Searching my soul with those eyes I'm gonna stop texting while I drive Gonna do it soon I'm gonna eating double cheeseburgers Retire my greasy spoon I'm gonna stop laying all those people off Once we get right sized I'm gonna stop with the rampant cheating Once I win the prize I know I know I know baby Just what you're going to say I'm gonna do all the right things If I can just get through today I know I know I know baby What you're going to say I'm gonna do all the right things If I can just get through this one interminable day
9.
Spring 03:01
Spring The spring is here and I don't trust it not one bit Too many yellow flowers all around I can feel their yearning with beauty that is turning Into something that will let me down The spring is here and I don't trust it not one bit Like prodigies who do things I can't do Astonishing and shiny I'll say that they won't last And then be disappointed if it's true You don't say anything at all But maybe you will call next year The spring is here and I don't trust it not one bit Like someone who is telling me to smile Its humor is effusive by summertime intrusive But only by September worth my while You don't say anything at all But maybe you will call next year The spring is here and I don't trust it not one bit Just seems a bit too pleasant to be true Through summer I'll be reading tales of its receding And wait for it to catch up with my mood
10.
Plans 02:37
Plans If I was clever I would endeavor to make things go your way Every moment would be your own and you'd always have a say Just like it was when we were so young and we made the world with play Don't be surprised if the plans that you plan Don't go according to plan I was a smart guy as the days went by I became plenty dumb If I could eat my words I would sure try and drink would make me numb Forgive my intrusions but these illusions are what I'd spare you from Don't be surprised if the plans that you plan Don't go according to plan It's not a point about past mistakes or singing a different tune Breaking the promises that we make everything happens too soon I'd give you kindness or peace of mindness if that would make you free Some kind of world where things that occurred were what you had dreamed they'd be Can't make it real but fiction is better than this reality Don't be surprised if the plans that you plan Don't go according to plan
11.
Money Makers 03:41
Money Makers All you money makers I hope you're oh so proud For being so productive carrying the crowd All the boats are rising especially the yachts You got your chummy buckets skimming off the top Before the lazy river gets to sea or any trickles down to you and me They dam it high and drain it low dryer than the Colorado ... Siphoners and skimmers, market timing ops Tunnelers and funnelers, they soak up every drop You beat the pension funders those dumbass muppet chumps And then you bet against 'em to kick em in the rump Before the lazy river gets to sea or any trickles down to you and me They dam it high and drain it low, dryer than the Colorado ... The gubmint gives you money but you are nicer yet You lend us little pieces for just a few percent And when you get in trouble and all your bets go bust You take your worthless assets and sell 'em back to us Before the lazy river gets to sea or any trickles down to you and me They dam it high and drain it low dryer than the Colorado ...
12.
Prosperity Jesus You know I used to be a follower didn't gave much leadership Till the reverend spoke on sunday bout the word of faith in it Do you really think the lord is stuck in the first century you know he Saves our souls but he also likes to help financially Please help me Prosperity Jesus Now I got a job in sales and with the blessings of the lord I sowed the seed and I bought the book and now I'm on the board Well god helps those who help themselves so we helped ourselves real good We got a private lake in a gated subdivision in the woods I thank thee Prosperity Jesus What are you doing down there Look up look up he says You should be up here flying, soaring high (you owe to it yourself to try) Those who don't sow the seed They didn't feel the need to grow in spirit Don't live in fear it's the Devil's lie Well we got 4000 sq ft of house and it stays cool in the sun We drive a hundred miles to work and spew out carbon by the ton And when we go to church on sunday we are 18,000 strong And the preacher's got an even bigger house so you know he can't ge wrong I thank thee, Prosperity Jesus I thank thee, Prosperity Jesus
13.
Same 03:43
Same When everyone's the same we'll all stay Wherever we feel like, wherever we choose When everyone's the same we'll all play And no one will win and no one will lose Dustin' off your monuments In your trophy case Gotta be the first one there Ya gotta win the race Seeing eye to eye with me that's Not an easy time But you've got seven arguments for Every one of mine Some day some how it's gonna change And all our derangements will be within range When everyone's the same we'll all stay Wherever we feel like, wherever we choose We'll all be in the game And no one will win and no one will lose Buildin' up the road rage fightin' in the streets Tryin to get a higher grade On the SAT Tryin to get the other guy Bidding up the price Whey you get the thing you buy it's Never very very very If all of this competition helps us learn If we need some losers we can just take turns Cuz when everyone's the same we'll all stay Wherever we feel like, wherever we choose In every kind of game we'll all play And no one will win and no one will lose
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Understand 03:22

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released April 20, 2019

Mike Stuvland - vocs, guitars, bass, keyboards. Dan Stuvland - drums, percussion. Carl Pandolfi - vocs, guitars, bass, keyboards, etc., Guest artists Marcia Pandolfi and Alex Mutrux

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